Love ur neighbour..just do't get caught

Wo cham cham karti aayi or cham cham karti chali gai
may sindur liye khada raha wo rakhi band ke chali gai

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Don't play stupid with me,
I am better at it.

DONT INDULGE IN CORRUPTION,THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION

Marry had a little lamb...it was delicious

Who says nothing is impossible? i;ve been doin nothing for years..

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

If electricity comes from electrons then does morality come from morons?

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage and after marriage

Make Luv,
Not babies....

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

the difference between A WIFE AND A JOB IS THAT AFTER 5 YEARS...... THE JOB STILL SUCKS

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Whenever I find the key to success...sum1 changes the lock

I'm nOt As thInk As yOU drUnk I Am!!

I THINK I M WISE...

BUT PEOPLE THINK OTHERWISE

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool!

Good judgement comes from experience, and experience
comes from bad judgement.

if u tell d truth u dnt hav 2 remember anything,thts y i've a bad memory

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

I support " PABLIC EDUKASON"